all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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