haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Let's paint friendship bongs
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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