you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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