i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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