and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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