what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He shit in the fireplace
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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