Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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