I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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