I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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