**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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