DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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