I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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