I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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