Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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