I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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