i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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