Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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