everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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