she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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