So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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