i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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