Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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