Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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