Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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