my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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