Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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