They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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