sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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