actually, I'm a sock model
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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