Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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