and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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