She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
operation harelip BJ is a go
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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