I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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