I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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