Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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