Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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