He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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