Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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