I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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