Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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