i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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