people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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