I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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