im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she peed on how many people?
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he fucked my hip out of place.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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