Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.