I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.