The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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