Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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