Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.