Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.