carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
birth control should be required to get into college
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm getting married
To pizza
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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