you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize