Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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