No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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