When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I love you. Go after that dick
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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