I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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